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Your best, most inspiring and unforgettable eulogy will be original and come from within you…
…not copied off the internet using generic templates and canned lines
You only have one shot to give this eulogy for your loved one, families and guests.
But everyone is tired of boring, do-it-yourself eulogies pieced together using generic, one-size-fits-all eulogy templates… dull, rambling stories… bad YouTube advice… and bland AI apps that spit out the same lazy, canned lines everyone has heard.
But you can be original and epic (and even funny).
For more than 20 years I’ve helped speakers like you shock, surprise and inspire everyone with the best, most original eulogy anyone has heard.
I work with you 1:1 to focus your years of memories about your loved one… write your powerful, original eulogy… and show you how to nail it without nervousness.
No generic templates, no canned lines, no phony B.S. no fake AI.
You’ll deliver a warm, original, unforgettable eulogy that grabs and engages the audience in the same way as if they're watching a movie.
And enjoy the thanks and compliments you’ll get from everyone for being the one speaker who cared enough to give their best in an honest and original eulogy.
Never copied, no generic templates, canned lines, fake AI or other shallow fluff
like you see in every other eulogy. It’s all you.
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This is a relaxed, easy process for you get a warm, powerful, original eulogy that you’ll knock out of the park without stress or nervousness.
STEP 1:
After booking your eulogy HERE you’ll immediately receive an order confirmation then a separate email from me with a few quick questions about you and your loved to get us get started.
STEP 2:
I’ll send you a discussion guide with a few simple but thought provoking questions about your loved one and relationship. These questions will have you thinking about him or her in a way you haven’t before. You’ve been too busy living and enjoying life with them to have to step back and ponder the big questions you need to in order to create this eulogy.
STEP 3:
After you complete your discussion guide, I'll schedule a comprehensive, one-to-one, 60- to 90-minute deep-dive conversation with you. Our conversation will be totally casual. In addition to gathering information, I want to get to know your personality, values, character and sense of humor.
STEP 4:
I’ll write the eulogy in your voice and personality. This is critical and means the speech will be easy and comfortable for you to deliver.
STEP 5:
I'll send you the eulogy and ask you to read through it out loud to yourself a few times. I'll add or refine anything until every word is exactly what you want to say.
STEP 6:
Depending on which eulogy package you choose we'll also crush nervousness and address any other issue standing in the way of you crushing your nailing and making this one of the most powerful experiences of your life.
Get started HERE.
What customers say…
How to give the best, most inspiring eulogy they’ve ever heard…
Original
Your relationship with the deceased is like no one else’s.
But it’s difficult to step back from years of thoughts, memories and feelings to make sense of it all.
I get to the heart, soul and humor of your relationship to create a eulogy only one person in the world can give—you.
Authentic
Your voice and personality can’t be captured in canned eulogies and generic lines online.
Audiences want an authentic, inside look into the person and your relationship and will feel bored and manipulated if you try and con them with the same empty platitudes every speaker says like, “(insert name) was one of a kind!”
Organized
The best eulogy is grounded in the fact humans have been hard-wired for story since the Stone Age.
So like a movie, your eulogy must grab, engage and surprise the audience in a simple narrative structure that is more showing than telling.
How I make it so easy for you to give the eulogy…
EXPERIENCE
With an M.A. in journalism and decades of speechwriting experience, I know how to get to the heart, soul and humor of your relationship.
This is not a side hustle, this is what I’ve done full time since 2001. (see About)
PROCESS
This is a tried-and-true journalistic process I’ve used for many years to create warm, inspiring, original eulogies.
This is a eulogy only one person in the world can give—you.
RESULTS
No canned lines or empty platitudes like you hear in every other eulogy.
That means you’ll get compliments from everyone for being the one who actually cared enough to give an original eulogy. (see Reviews)
I create eulogies for funerals and celebrations of life in the world’s most sacred and prestigious churches, temples and other venues
